For the first time in many years, I alphabetized my records — and counted them. I have 276. A modest number — I’m not a collector by any means. The high counts? Elvis Costello and the World Inferno Friendship Society each with 5, Guts Pie Earshot with 6, The Smiths with 7, and The Clash with 8. No duplicates, and only one that was still sealed.